Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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