69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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