Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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