at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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