I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i now understand why vodka
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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