The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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