Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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