listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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