He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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