I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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