Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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