there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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