but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
