im six kinds of drunk right now
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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