Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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