Porn is love you can see.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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