i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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