Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Found your dick twin last night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Randomize
