Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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