Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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