a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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