I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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