Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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