No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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