I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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