Buhtt sex?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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