She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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