What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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