I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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