I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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