Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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