On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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