Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
birth control should be required to get into college
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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