hotel room ftw
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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