I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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