wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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