she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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