O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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