dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Drunk is a universal language darling
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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