stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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