i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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