Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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