just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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