Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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