I'm drive I can fine osifer
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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