Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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