Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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