Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
