if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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