I must be too annoying 4 u.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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