I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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