I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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