so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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