Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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