Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
God, you're like boner-b-gone
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I could fuck to npr.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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