i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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